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Mariah Carey’s request to have 20 white kittens at a Christmas lights switch-on in England has been blocked.
The diva reportedly wanted the young felines and 100 white doves to accompany her at the extravagant switch-on ceremony at Westfield shopping centre, in west London.
She also requested to be showered with butterfly-shaped confetti - her favourite insect - while standing on a pink podium and waving a magic wand.
Mariah Carey still believes she is 6 years old.I had a dream last night that i was hanging out with Daniel Craig at a restaurant and all his friends hated me so much they kept trying to stab me with forks without him noticing.
why am i having dreams about Daniel Craig? Its a bit distressing.
(via beatabeatrix)
Rowland S. Howard guest starring in Fred Negros comic in impress.
“You know Rowland if one cuts your eye out of the cover of impress and turns it upside down it kinda looks like some weird one-eyed space alien with a very furry vagina..”
The only thing i look forward to at Christmas is watching Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
The 111 is brought to you by the letter H.
some much wrong going on with her.
Bianca, your tits are ridiculous. They used to be so nice! Why why why …?
“oh the things im going to do to you after i finish filling this cup with my vomit…”
oh, Melissa George hello.
